Thursday 8 November 2012

Congregants Of KICC Shocked As Bishop Confesses During Sermon: I Am Sleeping With My Boss


Radical Zimbabwean preacher, Bishop Tudor Bismark caused a major stir in London on November 2nd when he confessed to sleeping with his boss in front of a 3000+ capacity crowd.
The crowd had gathered to hear an array of speakers of the who’s who of Chistiandom at the annual International Gathering of Champions hosted by British super-church, Kingsway International Christian Church.
KICC was also celebrating its purchase of a 24acre facility worth £30 million for a paltry £5 million. The facility has been aptly named Prayer City.
With great bravado, Bismarck of Jabula New Life Covenant Church in Harare said:
“I am sleeping with my boss!”.
His ‘confession’ was received with shocked gasps followed by nervous giggles and muted applause. While it was not quite clear, the internationally recognised preacher, is believed to have rhetorically meant his wife, who is also a pastor in his church.
Having made his ‘shocking confession’, Bishop Tudor Bismark then went on to tear off the roof off the Excel building. Bismark who was scheduled to speak for 40minutes preached for one hour. His message which brought the house down was titled “God will change His mind”
He said “Every now and then God will jump into our lives and makes some changes.” God is moved by worship. His message was taken from 2 Kings 19:14-21, 32-37 KJV.
So powerful was his message, by the time this charismatic Zimbabwean son was through the 3000+ crowd was on its feet in riotous applause.
Also on her feet was Bismarck love interest and fellow Pastor Chichi Bismark (his wife). The applause went on for a full 12minutes after which, Bishop Bismark left the stage in his customary swagger.

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